Irrefutable Proof I Know The
President Personally

After Morgan Parker

donald was my partner for a presentation on the civil rights movement in 3rd grade // donald was my best friend until we reached middle school and then // donald was the quarterback casually tossin around the n word on the playground // donald was born in the hatchback of a red Ford pickup truck // donald was raised by both parents in the center of a cul de sac // donald shot a protestor in the face and got a promotion // donald shot a kid in the stomach and his coworkers didn’t blink // donald mowed down a woman with his car and his criminal record didn’t flinch // donald got all his best ideas from a middle school history book // donald’s best jokes about Black people are 300 years old // donald passed me on the sidewalk and clutched her purse like a football // donald walked into a booth and voted for himself 73 million times // donald voted for his opponent too // donald started a women’s movement for herself and still lost the election // donald is allergic to the words liberation and abolition // donald said if you don’t vote, you ain’t Black // donald built a wall around the word amerikkkan and started a war to guard its border // donald took a page from drone strike policy which studied oil-driven bloodshed // donald copied off of manufactured drug wars funded by jim crow nest eggs // donald said if he could, he would end the civil war without freeing the enslaved // donald was ousted in 2015 for wearing blackface while serving at her local NAACP // donald blends in like a mass shooter in bible study // donald blends in like a proud boy in congress // donald inherited clown shoes from his father // donald perfected circus paint in business school // donald wore a loose-fitted handmedown suit to his inauguration // donald was a car full of himself speeding past me on the sidewalk calling me outside my name // donald was a manager at a grocery store who called me a monkey // donald was a manager at Pizza Hut who asked me why Black boys loved their mothers so much // donald couldn’t answer when i asked why his grandparents were so good at killing mine // donald does not think jokes about his heritage are funny // donald laughs at the thought of not knowing where he comes from // donald brings no original ideas to this imperialist group project // donald might fail his mission if we stopped giving forgeries full-time jobs.